You made your kids re-enact Titanic parts from the movie
Go down child equipment muttering curses at the amount of painful "shocks" you get
Jump happily from tall houses
Let and encourage WILD animals climb up your leg
Make your child pee along side of the road while creeping along so as to not wake kids in the back from fully stopping the car
are drinking margaritas TWO at a time
Save time by making your kiddos go potty all at once to save time
Encourage yummy sticky messes
Are thrilled that your best friend likes to drink with you ;)
Leave your child by the curb for Grandpa to pick-up for a visit
Dress your son up like a girl
One night of partying now just about "kills" you and makes you happy to be old and done with all of that
Still own a killer pair of glasses such as these beauties.
** Well folks, it has been a fun summer and we have all enjoyed our trip to CRAZYland.
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